The 7 Deadly Sins Of Twitter. Which Ones Have You Committed?
In the Twitter universe, there’s one maxim.
People on Twitter need to validate themselves against something.
Read that again.
Need.
So when I crafted the title of this article, I used a simple trick. I stated: Here are the sins you can commit on Twitter. Then what did I do?
OMG you guys! I’m just like Danny Tanner! Find out which you Full House character you are!
I got Uncle Joey!
And I’ll sit here writing a blog post nobody will read because every body’s too busy on a dopey quiz.
That?
That’s Twitter.
On my time on Twitter, I’ve noticed that individuals seem to commit several sins. Here are 7 of them.
If I think of more, I’ll follow up with another article to juice the shit out of this idea because it’s way easier than thinking of something new.
1. The Auto-DM.
Thanks for the follow! Download my free e-book on my website.
No thanks.
2. Playing A Stupid Twitter Game Where You Tweet Every Single Thing That Happens To You.
Look, we know you’re bored.
No. We don’t want to be recruited to your SpyMaster ring.
3. Counting Down To Your 20000th Follower.
I remember when I first joined Twitter in February. I was just starting out. Tweeting some crap about my man-boobs or something.
Seconds later.
20 000! I can’t wait to get to 30 000.
4. Speaking Twenglish.
You would think the human race is propelling forward.
Until you see someone tweet Hi twiends! What are my tweople twalking about!? lmao.
And that’s when a part of humanity dies.
5. Fighting On Twitter.
Yes. Don’t do this.
6. Asking Someone To Follow You Back.
7. Not Retweeting, Replying Or Engaging With Anyone.
I commit this sin every day. Wade through my stream. Take a look.
Ha!
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